Whoa, Doctress! Whatever happened to “one poetry,” “one people,” and “one love”? It didn’t take long for all of that to go out the window once you came up against a little patriotic resistance, eh? I’m beginning to suspect that your “One World” doesn’t have room for the big tent I’m pitching.
Thinking I might have missed something, I re-watched your video and upon closer inspection it appears that the only tangible thing your protest accomplished was to scare off a couple of illegals getting ready to cross over. Nice job!
Now Chavez–there was a protester I could get behind, even though we were on different sides of the political fence. Why, my eyes still well up remembering the time I saw my own father Humbolt “WTF” Murphy, fasting alongside Cesar when I was but a wee sprat. I can understand the commitment and self-sacrifice that goes into a hunger strike, but a flag-desecrating Frodo-hop along the border I just don’t get. Call me old fashioned. And who the hell is Joan “Boaz” anyway? She looks a little like Mimi Farina.
As for ol’ “One-Eye,” I never met him but it’s my impression that he was frequently misunderstood due to his poor depth perception and crippling myopia, an unfortunate byproduct of his various disabilities.
Either way, it’s time for me to move on, I’ve got more pressing concerns within my own party (apparently a fair number of my fellow Republican candidates hate dogs), so I bid adieu for now, Doctress. But we’ll meet again. I have no doubt that you’ll be the Democratic nominee and we’ll face-off once again come November. Until then, if you have the globes, meet me at the Project White House Happy Hour this Wednesday and I’ll convince you of the error of your ways over a couple of boilermakers.
Sean “CF” Murphy
“Standing Firm for You!”