Republican Sean “CF” Murphy is a cantankerous old coot trapped in a young man’s body. He knows there are many problems facing America–and he wants to do something about them. He’s tired of the fat cats and the corporations running the show and believes that the time has come for change. People should be running the country, not politicians. And that’s why he wants to know what you think.
His message to America:
My GOP opponents have already staked out their territory – McCain’s a maverick, Huckabee’s a God-fearing dieter, and Ron Paul hates black people but I’m the one candidate that’s man enough to look you in the good eye and say, “I don’t know.” These are some incredibly sensitive issues and I’d hate to risk alienating voters by answering them incorrectly.
Abortion? I don’t know. Immigration? Beats me. Kyoto? Where is it? This is where you come in. I want you Citizens, I need you to tell me where I stand on these things. My administration will be for the people, of the people, but most importantly by the people. Once I get in office I’ll be expecting you to do most of the work anyway so why not start now? I urge you to contact me as soon as possible and tell me where I should stand on any issues you can think of. Whatever the majority of you decide is where I will end up taking my firm stand…for now.
Thank you Citizens and thank you America.